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Derby Liberation Front vs. Honky Tonk Hearbreakers, Austin, TX

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

They didn’t beat the Honky Tonk Hearbreakers, but the Derby Liberation Front did outscore them in the second half of the battle between the Rat City Rollergirl league champ DLF and the Texas Rollergirls champs.

It looked in the first half like the DLF was going to get schooled by the champs of the league that launched the flat-track roller derby craze five years ago. But the DLF learned fast - how to skate on the slicker concrete surface and how to compete with the likes of Sparkle Plenty and Buckshot Betsy - and held their own in the second half. The Honky Tonk Hearbreakers prevailed by about 15 points (63-47??), but the DLF clearly won the respect of their TX hosts.

D-Bomb, Momma Cherry, and Diva State were great as blockers, opening the way for the team’s kick-ass jammers, including the rookie sensation Meg MyDay. Ann R. Kissed made her presence known with several solid blocks, clobbering with authority some of the best derby girls in the country.

The DLF took on the best team in the best league in the country and displayed resilience and creativity, coming back strong after a potentially demoralizing first half to outskate a championship team. And they did it without 2005 RCRG MVP Burnett Down, who was out with a knee injury. They’re still the team to beat in Rat City.


A personal highlight of the trip to Austin was getting photos of me with Honky Tonk Heartbreakers Sparkle Plenty (one of the best blockers you’ll ever see) and Buckshot Betsy (a wicked-fast jammer who can take an elbow to the jaw and still score 8 points in a jam) and especially with the woman with the best name in roller derby, Lucille Brawl of the Hotrod Honeys.


Sparkle Plenty


Buckshot Betsy


Lucille Brawl

Rat City Roller Girls Bout Report, 6/25/05

Sunday, June 26th, 2005

These matches were amazing, some of the best sports competition I’ve ever seen. The Derby Liberation Front vs. Sockit Wenches match came down to the last jam - complete pandemonium in the crowd as Miss Fortune tried to pass one last DLFer to tie the score, but instead she got knocked on her can as time expired. The Grave Danger vs. Throttle Rockets match was almost as close.

For me, a couple of new stars emerged - Miss Fortune of the Sockit Wenches and Femme Fatale of Grave Danger. Both are kick-ass jammers with speed to burn and great looks - Miss Fortune sporting futuristic wrap-around eye make-up and Femme Fatale an impressive blonde mane.

The RCRGs need to work on the sound system in the new venue, but other than that it was a great bout.

Tickets are on sale now for the July 23 bout. Ticket info is available at the Rat City Roller Girls web site.

Rat City Roller Girls Bout this Saturday

Monday, June 20th, 2005

The next Rat City Roller Girls event is this Saturday, June 25, in their new bigger venue at Sand Point. Gorgeous young women on roller skates clobbering each other and flying around a flat skate track - there is no better entertainment available in Seattle, I assure you. Details available at the RCRG web site. Online tickets are sold out, but there may be tickets available at these locations:

B-Bam
On Capitol Hill at
907 E. Pike
206-329-0499

The West 5
In West Seattle at
4539 California Ave. SW
206-WE5-1966

The Brooklyn Grinder
In the U-district at
5247 University Ave.
206-632-5132

Smarty Pants
In Georgetown at
6017 Airport Way S.
206-762-4777